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The winner of our most recent competition ....

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a dog?

Pooched eggs!

 

Submitted by Sallye Williams

 

Top ten jokes from the most recent entries

Send us your favourite jokes ... every fortnight, we will publish the top 10 jokes that we receive and award a prize for the one that makes us laugh most!. So go on - see your name up in lights as one of the country's new budding comedians!

The next winner will be selected from jokes received before 12 July 2010

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The Rest of the Top Ten..

2. Why was Cinderella so bad at football? Because her coach was a pumpkin!

3. Did you hear about the man who crossed a pig with a telephone? He heard a lot of crackling on the line!

4. What sort of seagull flies over the bay? A bagel

5. Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher? She couldn't control her pupils!

6. What did the Sheriff of Nottingham say when Robin fired at him? That was an arrow escape!

7. Who's the boss of hankies? The hankie chief!
8. Where do you find Hippies? At the top of Leggies!

9. What has four wheels and flies? A bin lorry! 

10 What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen!

 

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